I’m not sure I wanted to know that.
-Jake 

That cocky looking little fuck on the left is about to wear it, take that you smirking little shit.
-Jake 

(Source: fuckyeahvomit)

put down whatever that is and use both hands to hold the bag open TRUST ME
-Jake 

(Source: p1ss)

I feel bad for this guy, he’s a dirty red and he’s got manboobs, hahahah shit life.
-Jake 

(Source: raunchands)

the only thing better than vomiting is vomiting on things.
-Jake 

(Source: fuckyeahvomit)

fuckyeahvomit:

maybe you shouldn’t pop your collar asshole

I couldn’t think of a better punchline than that guy
-Jake 

Fuck yeah, Anthrax kick-ass
-Jake 

(Source: p1ss)

90’s vomit
-Jake 

(Source: swampcore)

Nice colour in it.
-Jake 

(Source: fuckyeahvomit)

Fucking shattered for when that guy has to ride home.
-Jake 

(Source: kittencreamery)